[BRACKETS are editors commentary]
[Also, generic Shannon hate post, this is just a phase, I swear.]
[Lemme get this straight: I'm posting at /2:30/ in the goddamn morning about an ex girlfriend? This is a TERRIBLE idea!]
[Remembers not to care what she thinks]
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tl;dr version: (or summary):
Look, shannon just called.She was all,"Anthony, what the fuck did you do!?!?!!?" Because apparently, people are saying I kissed someone at that party on Saturday.
But that's not the thing. After I yell the fuck out of her for having the balls to intrude on someone elses relationship,she was all, "So I was talking to rosemary, and she told me you posted the link to my blog on your blog, take it down." And then there was more arguing, about what an ass I am, etc. And then what a bitch she is, what a drama queen she is, etc.
Anyway, this blog is the one where she posted how she really felt about some shit, and I figured she didn't care that I had the adress. So I distributed. Now, this is freaking her out.
I mean, she gave me the address in the first place, so whatever.
That was taken from a chat I had with Chris. That's the basic rundown of what happened Thursday night. The elaborated (but redundant version) follows.
So, I'm in my room, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, when my sister barges in on me... reading. She thrusts the phone in my direction, telling me it's Dana Pine. I assume this is a lie Shannon told my sister, in order to get me on the phone. Honestly, I would've picked it up in the first place if I'd known this would come out of it.
[What's this, Anthony, you ask? This is me remembering why I hate her goddamn guts. And damn, does it feel good.]
Anyway, I pick up, thinking it's my good friend who I haven't talked to in a while, when lo and behold, instead, I get Shannon. My British accent came into play. Her first question, after revealing her secret identity, was to ask if I was faking it. I explained how it works, and we moved on. Turns out, she heard about what I did. Via rosemary, she learned that I posted the link to her ONLINE BLOG about her DEEP, DARK, PERSONAL FEELINGS, that she wanted kept SECRET. [teehee, caps] And then she gave me the link. Oh, the foolishness.
Those solid pieces of logic are holding me together, currently. Props to Chris for making me feel good about doing the right thing. Which was, in this case, exploiting another human beings mistakes and feelings for the entertainment of the masses. What an odd world this is.
So anyway, in the course of our conversation, we go over that. At some point or another, (the timeline is, as usual, unclear. Unsurprisingly, this is due to it being two in the goddamn morning.) she has the balls to attack what I did on Saturday. Or rather, what she thinks I did, which I made sure not to do, which was made irrelevant due to other things I did do and by events following. She thought I kissed someone at that party Saturday. That I made sure not to do. I fucked up, then. Yes, Lydia and I are no longer together. Even so, I still cheated on her at that point. Which was wrong.
Where was I?
Right. So that set me off. In an explosion of I've-been-studying-and-that-pisses-me-off, I yell at her. A lot. Here's a paraphrased excerpt: "What the FUCK makes you think that's any of your business? That's MY relationship. Stay the FUCK out of it." Notice the swearing? Yeah, I was /that/ ticked. But that's roughly how my side went. As I recall, she was defending herself at first, but then resorted to the same, yeah, I know, I'm so sorry, blah-de-freakin-da. You know her rap. Anyway, that was that. Then came the classic, my favorite part. My favorite dance to dance with her.
"Anthony, I thought you understood." "Yeah, I did. I do. Don't pretend to understand /me/." That classic, I'm so awful, my life is terrible, yeah, now back off you prickwad dance. I love that, you know. It's addicting, when someone pretends that throwing themselves at my (in that case) nonexistent mercy is an argumential tactic. Especially when you're right. Hell, you can be wrong, you'll win anyway. It's great.
Know what else is great? This feeling. That, "Ha. I destroyed you and now I get to talk about it." feeling. But it also makes you feel like a douche.
I need some feedback. Who thinks what on my decisions and responses.
11 comments:
Hmm... I'm not so sure how valued my opinion is on this stuff, but hell, I'm gonna give it anyway. I think if she didn't want you to give people her blog address, she should have expressly told you so, multiple times, completely seriously. Also, she had no right to talk about your relationship and your actions, especially since she had only heard things produced at the rumor mill. Sounds like she needs to back off and get over herself. BUT...a little bit of sympathy, even with crazy bitches, always makes you seem like just that much more of the good guy in the situation...
Wow. Well I'm really no expert, but from what I've read over these past rant blog posts here's my input. Shannon is annoying and very stupid sometimes. And yes, it's Shannon. But...I don't know sometimes it does seem you're brutally mean towards her. I know, everyone's going to be like "Dude, it's Shannon." But this is MY input. And I'm saying that I think you have a good right to be incredibly pissed at her sometimes, but at the same time you don't need to completely and utterly destroy her emotionally. Anyways, that's my two cents.
So, Anthony. You forgot to mention that you said you would take the link down. And Halley, I did tell him that. In complete seriosity. Several times. And ALSO, I TOLD him that I heard it on the rumor mill, NOT that I was sorry.
BTW, thanks for calling me a crazy bitch, when I never did anything to you.
So, Shannon. I only explained why I wasn't. And why I hate you. You know, intruding on my relationships, trying to be friends with me, the usual.
Didn't we go over this when you called? People are assholes. Ignore them.
To think, I was going to apologize for all the bashing. Fuck you, shannon.
[sigh]
All i gotta say here is, while it was rude of shannon to invade on your privacy, linkin her blog was a bad idea. I know she's your ex and she annoys you a lot, but I dont think its worth hating her over. Forgive and forget is an important motto to hold.
tl;dr: I pretty much agree with Ian
I'm just saying about her getting pissed about the blog. YOU PUT IT ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!!!! NOTHING IS SAFE THERE!!! I think she has no reason to be pissed about that. Frankly we don't need a link to find it. We just google "Shanon's blog" and BLAM (Insert google magic here) we have the blog. So really u were just allowing us to be lazy.
@shannon.
what the fuck. just. wow. new low! congrats
@anthony
meow
@Bagelman216
So i just googled "Shannon's blog" and all that came up was a girl at a children's hospital. I think you're gonna have to be a lot more specific if you want to know her secrets, which no one has the patience to do.
@Ian
I one hundred and thirty million percent agree with you. Well, yea. Basically.
So here's my thoughts.
Anthony, you're an asshole to Shannon. But I know she can be the "in your face type". Still you don't go around posting shit about people. Sure she's your ex, but if you hate her so much, why did you go out with her in the first place? This ranting you do about her makes you just as bad. Also, the fact she called you and was all in your business doesn't mean she's nosy, doesn't mean she's a bitch. It means she cares. Obviously Shannon had heard some rumors and she just kinda wanted to know the truth because she CARES.
And cheating is pathetic. Though you admit to it, it's still pathetic and douchey.
Talk gets around man. Careful what you put out here.
Ok, I'm done. The end. Bye.
PS- I don't even know any of the rest of people, so sorry if i insulted you. But I do know you Anthony.
Why the fuck did you comment on this in May?
And why am I replying in June?
that anonymous person is DIFFERENT from this anonymous person right here... so i don't know who that is! -original anonymous person
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