Saturday, January 2, 2010

Chat Logs

Before you go any farther, realize this is me. Unedited. This is the total jackass I am to people when I want to be. Apologies if it offends any of you, but really, there's no reason for it to. The late night effect, as it is, is doing mind-blowingly stupid things because after a number of hours awake, your brain stops functioning at top capacity. This conversation was sparked when Shannon commented on a status I left about wanting to talk to the people on facebook, one of whom was her (the other was Chris). The status can be seen here. Enjoy:
Shannon

what's the late night effect?

02:42Anthony

If I explained it to you, you would be so mind-blowingly offended your head would probably explode.

02:43Shannon

and what is chris talking about with whether u remember me

??

i promise not to get mad

02:44Anthony

What do you think?

02:44Shannon

I need to know whether u distributed my address

no kidding.

now.

02:44Anthony

I honestly don't recall. That wasn't me taunting you (well, it was) but I haven't the foggiest. I think I may have, but who knows? I /am/ batshit insane.

02:45Shannon

if u did, u could have fucked up my life. i hope ur happy.

02:45Anthony

Well, I somehow doubt that.

02:46Shannon

i want to go into the military. if they think you have mental health issues, they won't accept you

02:47Anthony

Because they'll definitely check a comment on an insignificant blog. That has almost zero relation to you.

02:47Shannon

its possible, anthony. know it probably won't happen

im not mad, just worried

02:47Anthony

What a shock?

02:47Shannon

i kinda want ppl to think im normal at Carondelet, too

02:48Anthony

It /wont/ happen.

02:48Shannon

in case that didnt occur to you

02:48Anthony

quelle surprise! people trying to fit in!

god forbid anyone realize who we really are!

02:48Shannon

please stop. im not in the mood to get hurt.

cant we be friends?

02:49Anthony

If that hurt, I'm going to cry. That wasn't a goddamn insult. That's you deliberately taking things the wrong way. If you were a guy, I'd tell you to grow a pair. You aren't, so I shan't. Regardless, suck it up.

02:51Anthony

Friendship? You harken back bad memories, I'm afraid (and yes, this will hurt) I'd rather not think about it. But then again, I'm not too close with any of my ex's. So don't take it personally. Or do. I think you fail to realize that it doesn't matter. Not just to me. But you're too busy being a drama queen to step back and think "WAIT! IT'S ONE PERSON!"

02:51Shannon

i know that i am way oversensitive. I apologize for any discomfort I may have caused you

02:52Anthony

This isn't discomfort. This is my zone. I'm fine ranting to someone. I can rant all night, and make it far, far worse.

02:52Shannon

i know.

02:52Anthony

Great. So stop acting like it would hurt.

02:54Shannon

just cuz u can make it worse doesn't mean it doesn't already hurt

02:55Anthony

If it hurts, you're an oversensitive drama queen. I'm your ex. we are not friends. These shouldn't mean a goddamn thing to you.

02:56Shannon

i want to be ur friend. im sorry, but it's true. u still mean a lot to me

02:57Anthony

Great. I have a girlfriend. We have nothing in common. We don't go to the same school, we don't like the same things, we don't even see each other in random places. There isn't even a basis for friendship. We have a history. It isn't pleasant.

02:57Shannon

i know. my emotions are irrational. again, im sorry.

i just want us to be able to converse pleasantly on facebook every blue moon. (haha, pun not intended)

02:59Anthony

About what? Every conversation we have, mark my words, degenerates into this. *this*. And for the love of the god you believe in, STOP IT. You aren't sorry. And I don't care. I know, harsh. But suck it up. We aren't friends because there's no reason to be. You have other friends. Talk to them.

03:00Shannon

adios.

adios.

7 comments:

Halles said...

That/ Was/ AWESOME!!! Nicely done dude. ANother thought that came ot my mind, Damn! Hahahahahahahha love it!

conor said...

anthony: uncencored

cant wait for you to sell the movie rights.

Anthony Clarke said...

@Halles Thank you. I try. :)

@Conor Brilliant. You can play my favorite blog reader.

austin said...

FREAKING EPIC!!!! can i play shannon?

Anthony Clarke said...

No, we need someone ugly (OH SHIT, YES I DID).

Jenna said...

Haha that was fucking great to read

tarra said...

awwwww, im friends with like all my ex's... i feel bad for shannon, she was just trying to be nice... you two sounded super smart -_- hahaha

 


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