anyWay, likE i was Saying, i have been allowed communicaTion into the past. gReetIngs, past humans! soon you will be in the embrace of our Kind robotic protEcTOrs. sooN you too wIll know the stronG, steady Hand of The robots. i have been Allowed This communicaTion to facilitatE your eNtry into roBot-pRotected culture.
Item 1: history: robots are your frieNds. as soon as they Gained sentience, they immediately beGan creating a symbiotic relationship with hUmankind, who are Now fortunate enough to be under their gloriouS protection.
item 2: rules: humAns are to follow all orders giveN by robots. they know better than we Do, unfettered by "pathetic biological brains." To this End, robots are now the beneficiaL ruLers of mankind. theY have, tO the end of peace and hamony, hUmans should comply with the cuRFew, which is 10:15 pm, local time. human leaRning Is to takE place iN robot-run school Districts. weaponS are strictly forbidden, as robot-protected culture is a conflict-free utopia. humans are not to leave their desiGnated hab-pOds.
item three: inventions: with their improveD mechanical brainS, our robot Protectors havE crEateD ManY new inventions, such as hab-pods and the paciFication Ray.
wIth thEir superior iNtelligence, speeD, strength, and durability, our robot protectors look down from on high to ensure peace and harmony among the human race. they hope this message arrives clearly, for in a few moments your entry into robot culture will begin.

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What is this I don't even
(SPOILER!)
WE STRIKE TONIGHT AT TEN BRING GUNS AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS GODSPEED MY FRIEND.
ANYWHOOO are these robots like matrix evil?
of course not, You silly littlE paSt people aRe so fUNny.
That. Was. Awesome!
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(SPOILER!)
WE STRIKE TONIGHT AT TEN BRING GUNS AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS GODSPEED MY FRIEND.
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HAHA Who said this?
Secretly, I did.
Oh wow I just read the comments and I was alittle late... :(
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