Before you go any farther, realize this is me. Unedited. This is the total jackass I am to people when I want to be. Apologies if it offends any of you, but really, there's no reason for it to. The late night effect, as it is, is doing mind-blowingly stupid things because after a number of hours awake, your brain stops functioning at top capacity. This conversation was sparked when Shannon commented on a status I left about wanting to talk to the people on facebook, one of whom was her (the other was Chris). The status can be seen here. Enjoy:
Shannonwhat's the late night effect?
02:42Anthony
If I explained it to you, you would be so mind-blowingly offended your head would probably explode.
02:43Shannon
and what is chris talking about with whether u remember me
??
i promise not to get mad
02:44Anthony
What do you think?
02:44Shannon
I need to know whether u distributed my address
no kidding.
now.
02:44Anthony
I honestly don't recall. That wasn't me taunting you (well, it was) but I haven't the foggiest. I think I may have, but who knows? I /am/ batshit insane.
02:45Shannon
if u did, u could have fucked up my life. i hope ur happy.
02:45Anthony
Well, I somehow doubt that.
02:46Shannon
i want to go into the military. if they think you have mental health issues, they won't accept you
02:47Anthony
Because they'll definitely check a comment on an insignificant blog. That has almost zero relation to you.
02:47Shannon
its possible, anthony. know it probably won't happen
im not mad, just worried
02:47Anthony
What a shock?
02:47Shannon
i kinda want ppl to think im normal at Carondelet, too
02:48Anthony
It /wont/ happen.
02:48Shannon
in case that didnt occur to you
02:48Anthony
quelle surprise! people trying to fit in!
god forbid anyone realize who we really are!
02:48Shannon
please stop. im not in the mood to get hurt.
cant we be friends?
02:49Anthony
If that hurt, I'm going to cry. That wasn't a goddamn insult. That's you deliberately taking things the wrong way. If you were a guy, I'd tell you to grow a pair. You aren't, so I shan't. Regardless, suck it up.
02:51Anthony
Friendship? You harken back bad memories, I'm afraid (and yes, this will hurt) I'd rather not think about it. But then again, I'm not too close with any of my ex's. So don't take it personally. Or do. I think you fail to realize that it doesn't matter. Not just to me. But you're too busy being a drama queen to step back and think "WAIT! IT'S ONE PERSON!"
02:51Shannon
i know that i am way oversensitive. I apologize for any discomfort I may have caused you
02:52Anthony
This isn't discomfort. This is my zone. I'm fine ranting to someone. I can rant all night, and make it far, far worse.
02:52Shannon
i know.
02:52Anthony
Great. So stop acting like it would hurt.
02:54Shannon
just cuz u can make it worse doesn't mean it doesn't already hurt
02:55Anthony
If it hurts, you're an oversensitive drama queen. I'm your ex. we are not friends. These shouldn't mean a goddamn thing to you.
02:56Shannon
i want to be ur friend. im sorry, but it's true. u still mean a lot to me
02:57Anthony
Great. I have a girlfriend. We have nothing in common. We don't go to the same school, we don't like the same things, we don't even see each other in random places. There isn't even a basis for friendship. We have a history. It isn't pleasant.
02:57Shannon
i know. my emotions are irrational. again, im sorry.
i just want us to be able to converse pleasantly on facebook every blue moon. (haha, pun not intended)
02:59Anthony
About what? Every conversation we have, mark my words, degenerates into this. *this*. And for the love of the god you believe in, STOP IT. You aren't sorry. And I don't care. I know, harsh. But suck it up. We aren't friends because there's no reason to be. You have other friends. Talk to them.
03:00Shannon
adios.
adios.

7 comments:
That/ Was/ AWESOME!!! Nicely done dude. ANother thought that came ot my mind, Damn! Hahahahahahahha love it!
anthony: uncencored
cant wait for you to sell the movie rights.
@Halles Thank you. I try. :)
@Conor Brilliant. You can play my favorite blog reader.
FREAKING EPIC!!!! can i play shannon?
No, we need someone ugly (OH SHIT, YES I DID).
Haha that was fucking great to read
awwwww, im friends with like all my ex's... i feel bad for shannon, she was just trying to be nice... you two sounded super smart -_- hahaha
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