So I haven't been posting regularly

You haven't been commenting regularly. I guess that makes us even, does it?

Well, happy New Irish St. Chrismalloweenstergiving Boxing Day Eve Eve. I haven't gotten a single present, since not one of you lot have commented. Bah humbug. I did, however, get to drink some lager at Nicki's b-day party, go to Chris's and have the time of my life, and see Avatar. Read on.

Fuck the lager, it's self explanatory. Let's start with Chris's party. So, imagine it. It's a cold, dark night. Anthony walks in the door. A trail of rose petals, illuminated by candles, leads to the bedroom, where...

Wait, wrong story. Back up.

Ok, Monday, I went to Chris's. I arrived with Ian, I on a bike, him in a minivan. I got in, Austin was already there, and there was much partying. Jon was there as well, (and chris, obviously) and much more partying was had. Add pizza, coke, and Die Hard (which is an S&M porno, by the way) and you've got a smorgasbord of awesome. Later, halfway through the first Matrix, Chris's mum came in, and we talked to her for two hours. That was fun. I, being ever so civil, worked my way into her heart, via complements and a love of blue cheese (freaking srs). Then, it was 11, and peeps left.

I stayed overnight.

Chris and I talked to his mum some more, and then retired to his room at about 12. We went on the ol' computer till 2, when we broke out glow bracelets and silly putty. We made the most epic necklace o'glow ever, to the tune of 21, which was a pretty great movie (I <3 Jim Sturgess). At 3, Jon arrived back home from where he had been, and we talked to him (about shit I can't discuss here. Sorry) for two hours. We did come to the conclusion that St. Peter is probably way behind, and God likes to be black, on occasion.

Following this, we broke out Life and rise against, then turned them (and the lights off) to make chris's mum think we were asleep (which we totally were). I owned his FACE.

I texted Lydia, apologizing for responding 5 hours late, and that woke her up. So I apologized for that and texted Austin, who'd just woken up for an early morning start towards LA. So, he woke up before we went to sleep.

We knocked off around 6:30, a bit of the way into Across the Universe, and woke up at noon.

We watched Dr. Who, Across the universe, and then I watched Jon play EVE (which I am now hooked on) while Chris rocked out with some Pokemon.

Then I came home, and was totally ignored by all the girls in our house (which included an additional Mrs. Carter, Autie Sue, Katie Foltz, and Rachel carter. So I went upstairs midway through HP 6 and played on da comp.

Now, I listen to traditional New Irish St. Chrismalloweenstergiving Boxing Day Eve Eve music, that is, the Across the Universe soundtrack (go, Joe Cocker, go).

Also, I pray to whatever god you do or don't worship that you comment in time for New Irish St. Chrismalloweenstergiving Boxing Day.

PLEASE.