I lay here, on my bed, writing this,

because I, thanks to a certain kind friend, have been made to feel like I have an audience again. Thanks goes out to Tarra for commenting. A lot.

Right. So, it's Saturday. Yesterday was Christmas (which is a weird thought) and in 5 days there will be a new year to deal with.

So, mayhap a roundup of this year is in order?

So, 2009: In list form:

1. The Beginning:

I started off this last-first-decade-of-this-millennium as an eighth-grader. While I no doubt owned that town, there were a few downsides: ie; the douchebags who harassed me daily, Mrs. Spanos, and a few bad mistakes on the girlfriend front.

2. Speaking of Girlfriends:

In order, from birth, I went out with raina, emma, shannon, devon, sabrina, jenny, and now (my favorite) Lydia. I saw raina when I was 6; I'm firmly under the impression that emma was in 7th grade; I shannon was either in 7th or 8th; devon was in 8th; sabrina, jenny, and of course Lydia were in 9th.

3. That wasn't me bragging, I swear.

I'd come up with a good reason, but I was busy having a sip of lager downstairs. Which brings me to the upsides of '09: First kiss, nerf guns, russian hats, epic parties, best friends, weddings, road trips, driving, make out sessions, movies, video games, and far too much for this poor post to take.

4. The world in general:

First black president, sarah palin, foo fighters ended, the east coast was interesting for about a month, nuclear weapons programs, tiger woods, and little else my hardly-even-tipsy brain can remember.

5: Moi.

Uh, see post 50.