Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I won't publish this until someone comments on the last post

Since you lot are reading this, I assume you have.

To the point: I had a dream thursdaynight. It goes like this:

I am with my boy scout troop. We're backpacking through some sandstone. A few of us head into a crevasse, to see upside-down dolphins. We are reminded not to turn them right side up, or they'll see everything upside down. Then, one of us presses a red button, and great whites swim into the tank, and start eating the dolphins, who get owned. Then, there's just one shark, and this fairy-godmother for dolphins appears, and talks to the grumbling shark. The word pimp is involved.

The people who didn't join us watch the tank through a porthole fastened to the sandstone.

Then, we get on hiking, and reach (immediately) a desert town with shacks from hawaii. I run ahead and meet Chris Vance at the bar, where we get drinks and a pair of hot indian chicks. The scout leader comes in and we hide the alcohol. We suddenly end up in Chris and I's very narrow hotel room that somehow fits two very large beds through walls that we can see. I get one of the indian chicks, but direct her to Chris, with a simple suggestion of, "Threesome?" Because I didn't want to cheat on Lydia. Suddenly, chris and I drop into an ice cave, full of freezing water. We swim towards the end, going through little bits of ice at the end till we reach solid ice. We get on there, freezing cold and panting, and my dream ends.

4 comments:

conor said...

Epic dream O.o

Eric said...

Uhhhhhhhhhh...

TaRRa CaTaLAnO said...

Your so lucky you can remember your dreams in such detail! I can only remember bits and peices of mine and they're usually REALLY fucking weird, so I always would like to rememeber the whole thing. Oh and p.s. nice save with the threesome thing haha saved alot of gf drama if she reads this :]

Anthony Clarke said...

I don't, normally. But it was so mind-blowingly odd that I spent the first half hour of that day memorizing it so I wouldn't forget, so I could tell people.

And thank god for that. I guess my subconscious is a pretty classy guy.

 


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