Blame Conor

But first, thank him. He's commented, which means another post. Also, he's nice. :D

Aside from that, blame him, this post is his fault. Look, I have a record. 10 comments on a single post. We beat that, I will be happy. No one comments, I stop writing.

Just for this post. Just remember, a comment a day keeps the doctor away.

We had a sub in english today. She was old. I think old people are funny.

Haha. Old people.

Speaking of old people, I saw my grandma Sunday. In the course of the dinner, an 80-odd year old woman called my sister's top "sexy." It was the greatest moment of my life. Which may have been helped by the cake. Delicious, truthful cake. Lemon cake.

Went to boy scouts tonight. Got paired with a 10 year old looking at our troop. Allow me to put it like so: I haven't met such a flaming douchebag in years. No manners, no thank you, no patience, I hated him. I should've tossed him in the fires we were playing with (really.) At the end, we needed a prayer, and the chaplain was gone. As ex chaplain, I was volunteered for the task. I mentioned that I was also an Atheist, leading a few dozen in prayer. Laughs were had.

A comment a day keeps me away from your door. With a herpes knife. For clarity, that's a knife, coated in Herpes. That I stab you with.

Hence, comment. Seriously, please.