Hey.

I was just wondering what could've possibly possessed you guys to find this enjoyable? I still don't get it, and no one comments. Is there like a secret anti-comment club? I don't like that club. And I don't even know if its real.

So, not much has happened recently. I mean, plenty will, so keep checking back (if that's your thing.) But not much now.

However, for a while, I've been sitting on this. Enjoy:

Recently, I realized the ingenious design of bowls. Note the gently sloping, curved sides, humbly making your morning cereal a pleasure to behold. As less and less material is left inside your bowl, it takes up less and less space, which the bowl so happily provides. As such, that period of time when you scrape around the bottom of the bowl is reduced to a minimum, letting you enjoy the morning paper, news, or (god willing) quiet.

And on the note of cereal: allow me to settle the old parable: It's cereal, AND THEN milk. If you put in milk and then cereal, the cereal just floats on the top and doesn't aquire proper wetness, making them undesirable.

As long as we're solving riddles, allow this:

If a man tries to fail and succeeds, which has he done? He's proven murphies law. Anyone familiar with the law, think about trying to prove it and you'll see the connection. Anyone not, it can be found here. It also proves that humans are basically jerks, and will try to be clever through word games. To quote xkcd: Being misunderstood and smug about it isn't being clever. If you've never read xkcd, click the link. Have at it. He's hilarious. Read a few.

Back? Good.
I was beginning to worry.

Sadly, you took so long I must depart, but on this parting note:

October 8th. Think about it, Californians.