Okay, shortie.

Go and interrupt taylor swift again. I DARE you. (I don't care, I just love the meme. Plus, this was supposed to be short.)

So guys, here's the thing. I sometimes wonder why all of you read this, when its a poorly written, witty (admittedly), glorified journal, with the occasional bit of borrowed insight or humor. Comment?

To move on, what if I began doing bits of news? (And vlogging. I really like the concept, but I'd have to share the webcam. Urgh.) Like the whole kanye/taylor swift bit, or upcoming games, or the latest GOP conspiracy theory ("we're all going to be commies!")? It seems like it might eventually get to the point where I get a few more readers. Which would please my ego.

Then again, the chances of getting attention on the internet are about as likely as defying rule 34. That noted, it would be really, really nice. Of course, it would also make me post more often and stop blowing this off. Working on it, I swear.

In other news, I dodged going out of the house today, took over the galaxy one and a half times, and got my ass dumped! Again. Read on!

So, didn't want to leave the house today. I was, actually, sick, and I was just feeling really tired, so I went the fatass route, played my cards, and stayed home. Cara, I'm sorry. In the course of my staying home, mum saw me phone, thought it was nicki's, and took it. I then missed all the calls from me (now former) girlfriend, sabrina.

But while I missed all of that moaning (she was a bit whiney. I'd been contemplating it on and off all day.), I took over the universe in Galactic Civilizations 2, Dread Lords. The game is incredibly complex, and very, very fun. And never lacks replayability. I reccommend it for any nerds out there. Like kyle, my best friend (out here. Not my best in the whole wide world. That goes to chris. Sorry, everyone.). And if you like that, you'll definitely like my new background. I call it pimp 66. (I have a new hope you'll get it.)

So anyway, after beating that a few times, cruising the net, watching Top Gear and parts of Waiting... and chilling all day (it was GLORIOUS.) The family came home. Minutes later, Sabrina called. She was ranting about how I clearly liked her friend (minda, milda, something like that.) at which point I was getting so annoyed I was considering dumping her. I got another call, later, walking around outside (me mum thought I was meeting someone. It was suspicious. Take a call outside, ask to go for a walk... whatever.) She called back, later, and we talked a bit more. It was boring, and not going anywhere, so I faked being busy and hung up, with no more than a gotta go as a warning. She called back, maybe a half hour ago, and dumped me. Well, damn. My only regret is not making out with her. (Goddamnit.) So that was that. I can now enjoy the fruits of Rule 34, unburdened by guilt. :P

TROLLING!

Being a raging dick to people on the net!

I still REALLY wanna go and troll the crap out of the twiloser forums. Can't bring myself to, though. Maybe its cause I'm so sweet to everyone all the time, such a fantastic, great guy, such a wonderful person, (5' 10'', with brown hair, shining brown eyes, and no one to be with, who likes long walks on the beach, making out, movies, and the occasional dash of anarchy. Call me.) that I just want to do something bad for once. Or twice. Or every weeknight at eight, for hours.

World First!

I was drinking orange crush, out of the bottle like normal, when I thought, "What if instead of tipping the bottle back, I put it down and sucked the drink out?" Well, I tried. And DAMN, that's a workout. It took two breaths. I mean REALLY, that's harder than it looks.

Was going to cover something else, but I forgot it.

It's talk like a pirate day! Arrrr!

As a pirate, this just means I can laugh at all of your guys's funny accents.

Speaking of accents, been working to make the british one I supposedly have be more pronounced. Why? Because I have to attract more ladies now. Duh.

OH, and since I haven't mentioned it, she dumped me cause she doesn't want to ruin her friendship with the friend who likes me, and because she's not ready for a relationship right now. Whatever.

Tell your friends! Even the bad ones! Quality over quantity means nothing if I don't have any readers!

Please?