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I guess it's all about the dream.

So, as per your suggestion, I shall now post.

Before I do that, though, I have to apologize. One hell of a week. I mean it. Not to much interesting junk (well, I think I just turned agnostic. Or atheist? More on that later.) But tons of schoolwork. Which I'm blowing off, for now. To wit:

You can recognize people of certain groups, ironically, by those they do not:

Protestants don't recognize the pope.
Jews don't recognize Jesus.
Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
(So I'm a dick. I don't hate any of the people mentioned here, and whatever. If you were offended, send me a letter, so I have some kindling for the wood stove down here.)

I'm not even kidding, I should use that thing. It gets cold at night.

Hey, so my 360 gets here tommorow, according to UPS, because I wasn't here to sign for it at 2 on friday. I bought ODST and another copy of dead space anyway, leaving me with $40 to my name. Working on that...

Today, I thought I would bring up that old riddle: which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Creationists might say: God created chicken, which laid the first egg. The answer is the chicken.
Evolutionists might then retort: nay! There was a creature much like the chicken, which then laid the first egg, which had mutated just enough to be the creature we now know as chicken. And furthermore, your faith is ridiculous! "I tell you that your wife is cheating on you, or yogurt makes a man invisible, you'd require proof. But if I told you that the book in your nightstand drawer was written by an invisible diety who will punish your soul in fire for all eternity if you fail to believe its every fantastic claim, you require no proof at all!" (this not quite word-for-word quote taken from The End of Faith.)

(before I go any farther, know I have no problems with the church. I feel like a jerk for posting that, but I'm sure there's beer in hell. I genuinely apologize to anyone insulted, and know I will take this down if anyone's pissed at me.)

At this point, the Evolutionists are hauled off the stage for being politically incorrect. Freedom of speech and the second amendment seem like a joke waiting to happen.

I myself am an evolutionist, but I figure god has something to do with something, or at the very least its comforting to think. Hence, agnostic? I don't know if I'm comfortable being an atheist, so...

You know what? Fuck it all. Religion is just an argument waiting to happen, and there's nothing the freemasons can do about that.

Let's talk about something more joyous, shall we?

I'm a gearhead. I LOVE cars. To no end. I even have myself a dream car (that I might oneday actually get) an Audi A4 V6 diesel quattro. Why? Because it's goddamn beast. Granted, if I ever get one, I'm gonna have to be rich. Really rich. Or get a deal. We'll find out, shan't we?

Barring that, I'd go with a Daihatsu Materia (because its fuck-cheap) or a real car, somewhere in between my beloved Audi and the realistic Daihatsu.

I can't seem to find that car that has the right mix of speed, looks, comfort, and power that I'm looking for, with the singular exception of the Chrysler 300C sitting in the driveway about 10 feet above me. I love that car, and have been promised once I learn to drive on Jim-Bob, our beloved 14 year old volvo, its mine. Praise Jesus.

There you go folks!

Enjoy the goodness!