AC: Good evening, my faithful no ones. Tonight I once again take up the mask and ride into the night as a Blogger.
No ones: Alas, Anthony, you have been unfaithful. We have waited a month, and you have delivered us nought! Our name stems from our very nature, there are none of us left!
AC: True though that may be, nothings, I now hand you a small package: this.
No ones: This? We wait four weeks for this?
AC: I plead extenuating circumstances, nobodies! After the epic journey that took the first half of the month, trying to write about it is worse than the red wine I sampled tonight (quite bitter, it was, still, alcohol is alcohol.)
No ones: Well then, what is there to write about? You lead a terribly unexciting life! You twist your stories to make yourself seem a king while you are nought but the well-dressed jester in the court!
AC: Aha! Your spiteful words reveal your true purpose: to ruin my honorable name and turn my own words against me! You are no more than conjured hatred, summoned by those nothings who read this excuse for a journal!
No ones: We concede, but you cannot deny you have nothing to say!
AC: And yet, I do! Read on as I detail District 9, Musicals, new favorites, an OA ordeal, and the falling of a titan.
District 9:
Ok, aliens crash on earth. This one private military company gets paid to handle em. They shove em in a slum and treat them like shit. A smart one is trying to save the aliens. One of the humans with the military company starts turning into one and helps the smart alien. Badassery ensues.
Remember when the dark knight came out? And how awesome and gritty and dark it was? Take that, and double it. Epic flick. Epic. EPIC.
Musicals!
Rent: OH. MY. GOD. Without a doubt one of the best musicals I've ever seen, mayhap the best. Jesus god, fantastic. I can't say enough about how great this was. Its plot is kind of twisty, so to put it simply, no one can pay the rent and many people have AIDS. Its a very sad movie, watch out. Not for the faint of heart.
Across the Universe: Every bit as fantastic as Rent, but all the music was by the beatles (instead of all new songs, like in rent). With the exception of a few adaptations (eddie izzard <3) its all classic beatles. Very very good. Love story.
New favorite song!
Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists. Currently on its 7th consecutive play. :D Story song. I dunno any fancy terms for it. Good. (<3 whale)
OA Ordeal:
So this weekend, I went to the Order of the Arrow (OA, boy scout honor society) Ordeal. Put simply, they had some badly-done (and yet still interesting) indian rituals, then they put us to the ordeal: you can't talk, eat "little" (not too bad, actually) and then you do manual labor all day, in the heat. Woot! Pulling out plants! By the thousand! For hours!
But, I got my sash and got it. Woo!
SARGERAS IS DEAD.
Yeah, really. One of my (and austin, if he's one of the no one who reads this) favorite bloggers is Sargeras of coffee with sargeras. His thrilling posts will be remembered.
BONUS ROUND!
Red vs Blue:
Rooster teeth's interesting machinima is as expansive as it is funny. That is to say, I'm on season four. Of nine. 20 episodes a pop. Frig, this is gonna be a while.
Sorry for the month o' nothing!
Anyone who reads this, COMMENT. PLEASE. D:
Monday, August 24, 2009
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4 comments:
finally haha. im insulted, im no nothing sir.
"no ones"?
begging for comments?
I always read and comment on your posts, you just never check your own comments pages. You do have fans, but apparently since commenting doesnt matter anymore maybe I'll stop doing it >.>
No ones is referring purely to the apparent lack of readers. Or so I thought. I think I wrote that somewhere, but I might not have. I was pretty tired.
ohmygod your alive
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