The quotable Cara Clarke

The quotable Cara Clarke:

"I'm not taking my head out of his crotch."

"I should've just bitten his ass."

"I've taken my head out of his crotch. Now he can get up!" [me]: "Look, he already is!"

"What would you say if I erased your inbox?"

"Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs vagina."

"Fine! I'll say penis! Penis penis penis!"

"I like to grope my boyfriend's boobs."

"Don't tell me you have ticklish boobs and a ticklish ass?"

"Yes you do take like chicken. With a side of broccolli."

"I'm sorry, I will stop biting your crotch now."

[me:] "Are you a backdoor virgin?" "No. I mean yes."

"I know. I make sexy noises."

"You can never kill our mood."

"nerrr... fuckity fuck fuck"

"Please sir, can I have some more?"

"That went fast."

"Don't do that."

"Oh baby!"

Guess what happened?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. GET YOUR CHIN ON THE CURB.