Semi-Regular Basis

I think school will give me something to write about, so expect more posts coming post thursday. I'm hoping to get back to my one a day, but it is high school. Whatever.

I read today. and read. and read. Ten (eight) hours. Ten (eight) of them. TEN. And only 200 pages? Damned if I know, but I have fifty left. For this book alone. Shoot me.

To move on~

So, there was this girl that I liked. But she lives on the other side of the country. And last night, we were texting, and she found out. Well, she doesn't like me. In short, rejection. The friends with benefits project is long-term, and still going.

So, I thought about arguing a bit recently. So I thought I would make like a gaming cheat site and make a guide. Here goes:

ANTHONY THOMAS CLARKE'S EXTENSIVE AND AWESOME GUIDE TO ARGUING.

1. Point out things that both parties already know.
"You cheated on me!"

2. Be honest (or at least tell half truths, since if you can throw a few supportive facts, they'll give up.)

"Yes, but I thought you were dead! I went to your funeral!"

3. Despite point 2, lying is totally acceptable, if you can get away with it.

"But I sent you a package in the mail, containing that vase right over there!"

4. Physical violence (slapping, man-pride injury of any sort (except biting), and punching are all acceptable) is okay, but don't beat someone. That's just mean.

"That's a lie!" *slap*

5 a). Insults are a great way to win when the facts aren't on your side.

"You bitch!"

5 b) False oaths are fantastic as well, since they make it oh so clear that the fault is all the other partie's, and now they've gone too far.

"I never want to see you again! I hope you die!"

6. This seemed funnier in my head too...

>.<

G'night.