Friday, July 17, 2009

ITS THE FIFTIETH POST SPECTACULAR!

*Party Blower Thing*

*Puts on hat*

Woo! This really isn't an occassion, I just noticed that this the 50th post. It's like a giant circle. Back to where we started, ranting about ex's. With the unforseen additions of 3000 miles and miniature donuts.

And now for something completely different.

EDITED.

On Music:

and the various people who create it. As most of you probably know (thats right, all one or two of you who still read this after last nights post) Eric is in a band. (Eric hentschel, that is). I was watching a music video completely unrelated to his performance at red house (its on facebook) and I realized almost everyone I know plays an instrument. Conor, guitar. Austin, bass, guitar, harmonica, and piano. Chris, drums. Cheerio, drums, piano, and more. Eric, guitar. Cara (my sister) guitar. My dad, guitar. Halley, guitar.

Me, though? Nothing. I can't even play a recorder (those wierd flutes from elementary, remember?). Or a harmonica. Or any instrument. I can't even play "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas" on the piano anymore. I can't sing, either.

On Government:

I know he's new, but I really don't like Obama anymore. His justice department defended prop 8. Hence, I hate em. Plus, the electoral college is the most idiotic system I've ever heard of, making things too complicated for no reason. I really just hate politics in general. May the mockery begin! (I know little about the justice department's decision. This is your only caveat. I do understand the electoral college though. I really think it should be popular vote alone. All men are created equal, right? So why should a californian's vote be worth more than that of a resident of carolina? Or vice versa?)

On Romance:

I've never asked a girl out, and each of the three I've gone out with has dumped me within 5 weeks. I don't know if there's more to say.

On Entertainment:

Comedy is the second highest of the arts. Music comes first. Comedic musicals, of course, are amazing. Did I mention I go to plays a lot? I do. Not like, once a week, but I've seen my fair share of shows. Like Metamorphasis.

On Me:

Well, what is there to say? I'm 5' 10'', like music, making out, and movies. 3 is my favorite number. I blog frequently and have terrible luck with romance. I've been in far too many arguments, and (perhaps as a byproduct) been hit where it hurts quite a few times. I don't like math, or complaining, despite the fact that I do the latter on a regular basis. I'm chatty and damn good looking. I swear, believe in god, and lie on a basis which might be above average, though there's no way to find out, is there? I play video games, and write bios to confuse blog readers, however few may be left.

I never think before I act, and I'm a sucker for a pretty face. I stay up late on weekends, vacations, and in summer simply because I can. I took martial arts for six years, and am decent at it, if not good. I've never been in a fight. I like bodysurfing.

I post what I will because I can, and because it will hopefully be enlightening and (mildly) entertaining.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

True. And grammatically correct.

10 comments:

Austin Holian VI said...

not to brag, but i also play guitar, harmonica, and piano
just saying..

Anthony Clarke said...

Well, I only knew guitar. My bad. :P

Anonymous said...

Don't forget me Johnny, I play guitar!

Anthony Clarke said...

Noted.

Anthony Clarke said...

And does anyone want to comment on the rest of the post? D:

Anonymous said...

You complained a lot about the government and Obama's choices as president...but I highly doubt you understand why Obama is doing what he is doing, or why any other part of the government is doing what they are doing. I'm not saying this to start an argument, and I think it's great that someone your age is interested in the government, but I suggest before complaining on a public blog about this you get a deeper understanding of the workings of our government.

Anthony Clarke said...

I could respond in a really jerky way to that, but I think you're right. Fair enough, I suppose.

conor said...

Ok fail on the note of music. I don't play bass, i play guitar. And i ASKED Eric to join the band I was in :P

Anthony Clarke said...

Since when did "eric is in a band" imply that he started it? And sheesh, I didn't know. I never asked. Okay, changing it. One sec.

Martin said...

*random comment* i play violin.

 


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