Recently, with almost no prompting but the fact that I have so much free time (quitting WoW right before summer? Waaay too much free time) I have wanted more and more to insult rabid twilight fans.
Now, I know that this is cruel, but given how bad the book is (opinion) and how it promotes blatantly sexist ideals (fact*) I really want to drop into the lexicon and call everyone freaks. Now, for normal people, the lexicon is the hub of the twilight cult, that is, a giant forum/site where fangirls (and boys) can obsess over twilight.
So, I asked my dad. He decided that it wouldn't be worth the trouble, despite the fact that non-cultists have been attacked on several occasions**. Now, I normally follow my dad's advice, but I ask you: would it be wrong?
Of course, a disclaimer: I hate twilight, but I don't hate its fans. I just really hate the rabid fangirls (see twihard attack directory, below) and the things they do. So, would it be wrong to troll (that is, enter the site and insult everyone inside) the lexicon?
And barring that, would anyone be insulted if I posted a huge rant on how much twilight sucks? (oh, wait...)
BEWARE! THE FOLLOWING LINKS ARE ANTI-TWILIGHT. IF THAT OFFENDS YOU, DON'T CLICK! I REPEAT, DO NOT CLICK!
*the following link is to a review of twilight, which, several paragraphs in, describes the sexist ideals portrayed in it.
http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/
**twihard attack directory: a list of rabid fangirl encounters, ranging from arguments to felonies:
http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175
Thursday, July 9, 2009
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Good job Johnny, twilight sucks
~Halley
My name isn't johnny.
But thankee.
And believe me, I know how bad it sucks.
Ok, personally the thing i hate most in this world is when bad things happen to people who don't deserve it. Some, are just due to luck, and can't be helped. I still feel bad though.
I've read all of the fangirl/fanboy encounters in the link you made, and frankly, its the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Broken bones, attempted murder, people who would have died if someone had not come to help, and in most stories, they didn't even blam it, it was just insane fans asking if they loved it or not, and upon saying "I didn't like it that much" they were assaulted in horrible ways.
In my opinion, Stephanie Meyer would not have approved of this in any way, and would have understood not everyone loves it, not murder people who dont think its the best book in the world. This, is something that should be brought to her attention. Maybe some insight from their "god" would stop people from doing these things
wait if your not johnny who is?!?!?!
johnny is johnny, DUH
but anthony is not
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