Thursday, July 23, 2009

Hi, I'm Anthony,

and I had a boring day.

*Others at nerds anonymous* Hi, anthony.

Moving on. I spent most of my day being grossed out at my sister and her boyfriend who are now, even as I type this, making out. Again. Honestly, I know they went 23 days without seeing each other. I know what that's like. But really, this non-stop liplocking is KILLING ME. Whatever.

I spent the rest of my time playing wow. Yes, I'm back on. Casually. For anyone who hates me for it, clearly you don't understand. I am a player and a gamer. Anyways, I spent the last couple days trying to get the PTR (for non gamers, its basically the game, but modified) to work. I finally did. I logged in, and due to the massive amounts of stuff to load, and my internet being average (truthfully fantastic, but loading a city with ~150 people next to me? Not easy.) The first reward I recieved for getting it to work was getting kicked out of the game. I logged in again. And... kicked. Again? Success! Third time is, in fact, the charm.

I also got some new clothes, such as my new shirt (which I'm wearing) that says, next to a red cross, I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway. :D

I just called my sister horny munchkin. It is the best nickname I have ever come up with. Those of you who are constant readers (I love you all :D) may notice that I constantly attempt to do handstands in the basement. I'm too tall for it. I whack the cieling.

In other news, those of you that follow my personal life may know that I'm going to a wedding. My best friend scott's cousin Roseanna is getting married. This is great for her, (and me. With luck, this will cause Scott's hot other cousin to be in town. Sadly, I'm not even allowed to take a picture of her. He spent a lot of cherry valley telling me how much of a babe she is and how I wasn't allowed near her. Meh, I understand.) but this means I have to cut my hair. Any of you who, well, have met me, will know I do not like haircuts.

So, thats today.

As a parting gift, I give you the latest lonely island hit:

I jizzed in my motherloving pants on a boat with my dick in a box like a boss while listening to a boombox.

HA!

OH WAIT. Quick story, while at dinner, there was a silence. I opened my mouth and a meow involuntarily came out. It was the funniest thing ever.

Also, why is it always "you see things in black and white"? Why not say, "you always see things in red and blue"? Since grey is so confusing. Is it a dark white, a light black? No confusion with red & blue. Dark blue ain't red and light red, pink, is not blue. See?

g'night!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha! nice job johnny, my cats would love you

conor said...

nice job with the meow lol. sucks bout the haircut tho. and u got the ptr to work? i dont even try cuz of kicks. hows 3.2? and its black and white BECAUSE of how diverse the grey could be :D

Austin Holian VI said...

love the lonely island reference

 


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