H P Pavillion

It's the story of a young boy, Hippie Pants Pavillion, who survives when a druggie, chronicsnort, attacks his home. His mother and father die, but he survives a lazy stab by the pot head. He bears a scar in the form of a yankee symbol.

Years later, Grumbledore, an exceptionally grumpy wizard and hardcore red sox fan, discovers Hippie and nearly kills him for the blasphemous scar. The series follows Hippie as he discovers his magical powers, makes out with hippie chicks, and experiments with drugs.

So, today, I saw Harry Potter (which I actually call H P Pavillion sometimes) numero 6.

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So, in short, the wizard world is getting dangerous, and its up to a bunch of horny teenagers and old men to save it from a sick old man named Tom (my internet alias is tom... hmm...). There's hilarious mismatches, make out scenes, morals, and hot chicks. Seriously. Hermionie? Babe.

Anyway, dumbledore DIES. And that sucks. Since he was pretty friggin' awesome (yes, I like the new dumbledore. The old one was, of course, better though.). Pretty basic.

The ultimate letdown is twofold: the lack of a real fight scene and how it just... ends. When the weasely home burns down (which was awesome, by the way) you think you'll get one, but its like, five seconds long. And then, dumbledore gets taken down with no fight. Which was a letdown, since he fought riddle (volde) in V and that was epic.

So, after drako and co. kill dumbledore, after five minutes or so, they see a pheonix flying outside, and then it ends. Bleh.

My fave scene was the christmas party. Potter tells this one guy that the food he's just eaten is dragon balls. He hurls on snape's shoes. :D

That's all I did today. Now, I pull an all nighter with scott for the last night of his visit.