Well, shit

I shan't go into specifics, I simply note that a few things I'm planning are going to require a LOT of work. I don't like work, in the slightest. One might even go so far as to say I've developed a toolkit for wasting time.

And, I note, I have.

No doubt, you'll have heard of some of these, but bear with me, I guarantee you'll find something new.

Facebook. Of course it's on here. While it really should be noted it's more of a tie between Facebook and Youtube I know, what a surprise. Still, you lose uncountable hours to the two of them. I remain adamant, however, they aren't the worst.

Making a strong case for itself as the worst time waster of all time, Twingly is perhaps the prettiest thing on this list. I myself just spent twenty minutes staring at it. It's fantastic. I swear.

Pictures of your's truly. Because really, who doesn't love to get lost in those deep, deep, mysterious eyes of mine?

For the guys only: Women.

Not truly a waste of time, but given the insane amount of time we spend on you, it comes as no surprise how awful we do in other things. (I, for example, can't stop writing a small army of blog posts for a few pretty girls. Crazy, right?)

For the women (yes, you pretty girls reading this):

God, I haven't the foggiest what you people do in your spare time. Dream of me? Stare at pictures of me? Imagine making out with me? Think of new ways to be nice to me? Imagine new ways to hide your attraction towards me? Quite the mystery, feel free to clear that up in the comments.

Fin!~