Friday, November 6, 2009

I may or may not have been planning to post today,

But too much sh!t has been going on recently. So, apologies for the downbeat post, I'll throw in a bit of wit when I can.

Alrighty, I'll start close to home, what with an idiots' argument. By idiots (yes, plural) I'm referring not to zak and conor, but to zak and his ego. However, I refuse to take sides, and recognize that it couldn't have escalated the way it has without some contribution from conor. All the same, I almost completely take back what I said in the sentence previous and reckognize it's almost completely zak's fault.

Point is: Stop arguing! It pisses everyone off!

Now that that's out of the way, I watched an old movie today. Literally, 1973. Interestingly enough, it's set in 2173, which is still today the future. As you can see from the previous sentence, handling the tenses for this paragraph will be nothing short of hell. Fortunately, Danger is my middle name. (It is, in fact, Thomas, but never ask me about that. I can and will recite the proud heritage it marks). Anyway, Woody Allen was taken into surgery in 1973, but was frozen in cryo for reasons I missed completely. Then, later, he wakes up 200 years in the future-from-then (which would be 164 years from now) in 2173. Of course, the doctors who revived him did so because he isn't in the law books, but doing so was illegal. In short, he runs around, and does stuff, while falling in love with a hot chick from the 70's. Very funny.

What was I going on about? Interestingly enough, my mental checklist went like this: (No joke): Pedophilic monsters eating pretzels and nacho cheese was involved somehow stephen lynch?

What a fucked up mind I have.

Hailey DeWitt noticed me for the first time in a year, because I have a moped. Wonderful to know that my suspicions were correct, people care about my stuff. Which I can't blame them for, it's quite the thing. I mean, it's like, epic in scale. For clarity, of course, I'm talking about my !

Anywho, that's today's post. Now write a comment, or I'll put the medival weaponry in my room to good use.

2 comments:

Halles said...

Oh she noticed you earlier, she just really didn't give a sh!t until now haha! Just kidding, we all love you Johnny

Tarra said...

I feel like I've seen that movie before, but I don't remember.

P.S. Just thought you should know the word verification for this comment was stanchkh. Yup.

 


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