I stand by my previous statements.

Unless it offended any off you. In that case, I grab it and rub it in your face.

Don't tell me you were expecting me to be kind. Have any of you met me? I would make Lewis Black blush. But I'm not all bad.

In fact, I can be downright civil and educational. I'm sure that certain unnamed parties (who will remain anonymous) are now bristling with newfound knowledge which they will, with a little luck, wait until they're legal to use (seriously.)

What? We had a sub in english who didn't give a damn what we did, so I talked. All period. And most of the study session. Blame the topic on the style magazine (full of revealing shots of women) that someone left on my desk. It was a sign. From Xenu. Now that I have broadened the views of a few people, I think I'm ready to start a religion.

Next post, I think.