Oh, California...

"Oh, Anthony..."

"Baby, it's so great to be back."

"I'm so glad you're back."

"Baby, I let me put my feelings into a song...

You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you

You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who would have believed that you were part of a dream
Now it all seems light years away

And now you know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile

Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find
Well, I'm finding it hard leaving your love behind me

And you see I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel glad when you're glad
I feel sad when you're sad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you."

"Oh, Anthony, how sweet..."

"You know it's true, California, stay with me forever. California, will you... marry me?"

"Oh, Anthony! Yes!"

(Insert making out here).

Good evening, fellow Californians. I'm back. And I wanted to add that special touch to this post. Hence the song. Don't worry, I still have content. Ish.

I really am listening to I can't smile without you. After watching hellboy 2, its just nice to listen to. Plus, I love this state. I may hate the douchebags that apparently make up 52% of our population, and the supreme court judges, but I do love the rest of you guys. <3's all around. As many of you know, I'm back, and heading to Northgate. But let's sort out the rest of this, shall we?

FAQTATHOOM: (Frequently Asked Questions That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me)

Why are you moving back?

Because Cara is better at convincing people than me, apparently. I also suspect that my Dad had something to do with it. To move on:

So why did you move to Massachussetts for a month and then just move back?

This is the worst of the bunch. In detail: We moved because Nicki needed in-state tuition for UMass at Amerherst and my mom friggin loves the cape. So we tried living there, and it royally sucked. Cara and I made this no secret, and mum gave in and moved us back. There.

So when can I see you?

Well, depends on the day, but if you're within about 2 miles, and there aren't any obstructions, you should be able to see me. As for getting together, throw me a party with at least 10 people, set it up on a date I can do, and I'm in. Unless they're all douchebags.

FAQTDSSH: (Frequently Asked Questions That Don't Suck So Hard)

What's you're schedule?

Ask me when I have it in my hand. Its a lot of work to type out, sorry. I'll show you soon, promise.

Dude! How will I survive without you here?

Keep eating, breathing, avoid drugs, try and keep the drinking to a minimum, and if you plan to do something you might regret, either don't do it or make it too fucking awesome to matter.

So how was the plane ride?

Alright, but my friggin headphones broke. That sucked, and so did the seating. Food was good, and so was the TV.

Single yet?

Oddly enough, yes. Are you hot?

And on that irreverent bombshell, I end this. See you all very, very soon. :)