HTMYHGEOMA

As in, "Holy Tits My Heart's Gonna Explode Out of My Ass." This relates to something later, I swear.

Hell, I'll get to it now.

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 6: Salvation Army Edition.

I warn you: not for the faint of heart.

To move on. I dumped Jenny. Okay, she dumped me. But I was GOING to dump her. She texted me, an hour and a half before I could dump her face to face. Damnit, I avoided doing it by text because that's the pussy way out.

Since this is off schedule, its short. I promise, the scheduled ones will be better. Don't worry. :D