Jackets.

First off, if you're reading this, this post is dedicated to Anette, who really shouldn't be ignoring me since I'm such a sweet freakin' guy. Now then:

Every man needs a good jacket. They're an integral part of every man's wardrobe. Let's examine why.

First off, the style factor. While I may not be the most qualified to say so, I think a man looks better in a jacket. Let's be honest, here. It makes him look as though he has a nice figure (either quite lean and tall, or with those like mine, well built and... tall.) barring excessive fatness like that found on Max Moore, it's quite the piece for the stylish man's chest.

Next, heat. This is twofold: first, you laughably weak humans are always complaining about being cold in winter, even though in winter on Shaq'ath we have to burrow to the core just to prevent from totally freezing. As such, your classy jacket can also serve to trap your body heat, yada yada, you stay warm. Far more important, however, is the fact that girls get cold too. If you're a gentleman, like yours truly, you'll leap at an opportunity to give a lady your jacket, so she may stay warm while you suck it up.

Speaking of ladies: Girls have a thing for mens' clothing. My sisters still steal mine. I've come to the understanding it's because the clothing that our beloved females don is a bit... tight in order to, shall we say, maximize their assets. Looser, comfier, mens' clothing is much, much more appealing, so they'll go ahead and steal our jackets if we're close with them (and by steal, I mean we offer it to them and they keep it. Just how it goes, shell out twenty and get another, scrooge) which presents you with a wonderful opportunity to get closer to them. If they're your girlfriend, it's a great excuse to go to their place.

So, in summary, a jacket makes a man look better, keeps him from being blue in the face, and with it's marvelous applications in wooing the opposite gender, it keeps him from being blue in the balls, as well. What a wonderful piece of cloth engineering.