Alright, I can. This is your beloved Anthony speaking. This is the end of the blog.
It's been a good run, 163 posts full of awesome. Well, 164, I suppose, with this. The East Coast Blog Project has been more than I dared dream. I mean, I've managed almost two dozen readers, apparently, which blows my mind. I can't believe I got to so many posts, or so much controversy and hell, all because of one ex girlfriend and maybe, maybe a little talent on my part.
Things change, though. The blog never really had a chance, did it? Let's be honest, no one reads blogs. You lot comment, but I can't do this any more. It's too much.
I spend /hours/ on each post, and dozens don't even get published. Some of you know just how many are sitting as drafts, just lying there because I can't bring myself to finish them or show you lot my efforts. It's sad, pathetic, even, but it's true: I'm not up to this any more.
I can hardly even think of post ideas any more. The deep series was great, for a while, but I can hardly even post on the more controversial topics without offending half of my precious audience.
I've moved on. I nerf, I do martial arts, I listen to more and more music, there are occasionally girls in my life, and I'm still a boy scout, I'm getting a summer job and on top of it all I have a shockingly existent social life. What I'm trying to say is: there's no more room in my life.
All of this adds up to this: The End. This is the last post I will ever write for 48 Hours.
I'd like to dedicate this to you guys, however. You guys who commented, who read every post and even called me a great writer once in a while. It kept me going, and I wouldn't have reached twenty posts without you lot. I love you all.
Especially you, Conor. You've commented on nearly every post, you never fail to read them, and you add so much to my posts. Halley, you've been here from day freakin' one and talked about (and commented on, once in a while) quite a few of my posts. This was fun, and thank you. All the others - AJ, Tarra, Random Asian, Jenna, Austin, so many more who I can't even name now, you all rock. Thank you for supporting one suburban aspiring gearhead genius's attempt at an interesting blog.
I love you all, and thank you.
Also, happy April Fool's Day.

5 comments:
inb4 trolled idiot shitstorm
Ok, first of all, I'm not sure whether to believe this, as it's April Asshole's day (I hate April Fools). Also, I READ EVERY POST. I also tried to comment on all of them, but seriously, that stupid captcha thing ALWAYS screws me up. GRR. And anyway, I gave you a sour patch kid. So you can't end it. Oh well, nice try.
I lol'd @ Conor. SOMEONE got this, jeebas.
Halley, of course I'm not ending this. I thought happy april fools was really, really obvious. Not my fault. :P
Regardless, I liked the last large paragraph you did :D I try, for my favorite blog :D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i was playing piano when i read this. and i switched to a minor key (the sad key) NOOOOOOOO
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