I hate a lot of things. Bigots, republicans, douchebags, my damn reappearing british accent, having to explain my damn reappearing british accent, having to tell people I'm not on drugs and waiting in lines all make the top seven.
The top seven fails, of course, to take into account the worst thing of all, because it's generally accepted in whatever side of my brain handles logic (whether it be the upside, the downside, the bedside, the blindside with Sandra Bullock, or maybe even the side that makes me such a sadistic bastard, that fanboys will always hold my number one "I hate your goddamn guts and I hope you die in a fire hanging from a razorwire noose around your balls" spot.
It's not the products they endorse. I don't give a shit (anymore) about PS3s, Macs, PCs, Xbox, Verizon, Sprint, or whatever, I think they're all groovy. It's the /way/ they endorse them. Do they talk about their good points? No. Do they detail the fun/brag about the functionality to be found in it? No. Do they bash the opposing side? Yes. Oh god, yes.
Now, Let's take a look at the last few paragraphs. Despite some language, they come off (to me, at least) as fairly well structured, coherent, and pleasing to read. This is what I aim for, as do most people in their writing (and some of us in the way they talk.)
Let's imagine what the last few bits would be like if written by a fanboy, about fanboys (forget the irony. Just imagine.)
Fanbois are the stupidest stupid fuckity fucks bcuz they have no lifes and they suck dick because they suck so hard at doing anything real.
The end. And yes, that gave me a migraine. It hurts.
On top of their lack of even kagel-level intelligence, and an utter failure to grasp the English language, they are completely closed-minded. Talk to one. They don't listen, they wait for a chance to speak. Much like some of the people I mentioned recently, they're utter idiots.
Indeed, this post isn't as deep as the others, but I feel it's a tad more entertaining. Also, to see Chris, Eddie/Mark/Dibs, Austin and I utterly destroy Kagel, click this link.
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Good post. I hate fanboys, and people hu spl lyk dys. Seriously, it makes you sound stupid, and most people can't even understand it. Why basing Kagel, might I ask? And, why did the link go to Austin's Facebook profile? I'm not friends with him, so I can't see it...
Friend him, right now, he's online. Click to his page, and you'll understand.
You will notice, the link no longer works. That, is magic.
Comma is unnecessary.
Also, wow. You couldn't even own up to being owned? You're honestly pathetic.
Yes, you destroyed my bad grammar, yes you destroyed me with like +50 comments yourself. I admit on your blog where more people can view it.
no offense to Anthony, but as far as owning up goes, not very many people are going to see this, whereas all of our mutual friends can see the argument when it /was/ on facebook. while this was a big step for you, owning up to getting owned in semi private. that's like going from shitting your pants to peeing your pants. (THAT is a metaphor)
simile. you used like.
If you want you can copy and paste this to Facebook. That is my last gift to you. Leave me be from here on.
gift? and yeah i realized that after i hit send. darn tootin.
is this like a girf card? and just throwing this out there, but you might be being a tad overdramatic in this whole situation. do you know how many times i've pwned by chris and anthony? alot. but i didn't unfriend them. so yeah food for thought
Have u, by chance, read some of the things. And by gift I mean it's something you can do so they can see it cause in case u didn't think of it. Grammar sux in this comment I know but what ever. I tried to make a point and it was ignored like the kid in the corner. So now, I bid you all A due until the next life time when this will not be remebered (not killig myself I mean I will see you when and if I'm reborn when I die)
the award for best actor in a supporting role goes to....zak kagel!
seriously. calm down. and realize how much your blowing this out of proportion. please, just stop being well for lack of a better word, a bitch about all of this.
Are you fucking KIDDDING ME! I fucking hate Anthony. Austin I am pissed at you too but I will deal with yours later. Right now… I don't even know. Anger, Pain, Hate, Betrayl, and an ass load of sadness. That is how I am right now.
anger i get. just need time to cool off
pain -what?
hate anthony right
betrayal, for amelia? dude once you ask someone out its not a secret anymore. you can't blame anthony for that
and sadness i get too. i've expereinced it before
No betrayl had a little more to it. And pain was just sorta linked to sadness. Sorta the same in the way I'm using it. That mixed with the betrayl. Anger is sorta cooling. Notice the lack of caps :D lol.
hahaha good. see calm is good.
while i'm glad that your calmer, and possibly less hateful, hating anthony isn't the way to get over this. it's a mechanism used to not feel as sad. you feel better by blaming and hating on other people. so just stop. also i don't get why you didn't unfriend chris and anthony...
Chris because his spaming was fucking anoying and Anthony, not even gonna go there. You should really have seen what he wrote. Should still be viewable on his wall if you scroll. I think, I'm not sure.
its not. because you blocked me. funny how that works?
i warned you today that chris was the best facebook spammer of all time? haha
also if you hate someone for as little as that you must hate alot of people
Oh if you check the txts I sent u, you can see it's not "little"
For all those who misse anthony's coents to me let me show you them.
Kagel, kagel, kagel. Kagel.
Have you considered just how pathetic of an idiot you're being? You were proven wrong, demeaned, proven wrong some more, owned thoroughly, given the chance to walk away with some dignity, you ignored it, and then you don't even have the balls to own up to that? That's pathetic.
You honestly couldn't make yourself any worse in my eyes, unless you're suddenly a bigot, in which case I honest to Darwin hate you. E
Enjoy your pathetic life, loser."
number 2
He has no grammar, cannot make any intelligent remarks, is a complete moron and idiot, and he stares at Amelia Zack because he's in love with her, and he follows her every move, as well as follows our group around, and he's fucking annoying and a creeper, loner, and an idiot." In case you're wondering , Chris <3's you about as much as I do.".
There you go Anthony. Now it's like I never deleted it
i was talking about the spamming for the little thing
but i can't see any of it. at all
You can't see any of what I wrote??
ok well agreed with the first paragraph. and granted you did approach the amelia thing to eagerly but i think both you boys need to play nice
and it would be like you never deleted it if you had reposted it on FB
Dude I told u why I deleted it. So I didn't run the risk okay. Jesus and yes we all know I handled it poorly okay. But my main point stands. An ASS LOAD of that shit was douchey and you can't argue with that
ok i have two seperate answers depending on what your talking about.
if your talking about the entire thread then i'm gunna say not that much of it was douchey.
if you talking about what anthony said, then it wasn't so much douchey as worded in a harsh manner, like saying your mother isnt very nice, and your mother is a raging, flaming, whore who has several STD's and will likely die in childbirth if she gets another man to sleep with her ever agian, cause she's also fat and fuck ugly
and with that i'm done
Yea that's sort of a douchey thing to say. I mean more of the ending
"i warned you today that chris was the best facebook spammer of all time?"
Ahahahaha. Seconded.
Also, the lack of grammar here is atrocious. From both parties. Also, Austin: One thing I don't get is... you completely troll and pwn him along with me and Anthony... and then you suddenly turn around and take his side? That doesn't make sense to me.
got interested when i heard of kagels destruction. went to blog. read post. was good. saw link didn't work. cried. looked at comments. saw there were 25. shit self. went to post comment. noticed word verification was "mantrap". lol'd.
liek mai grammer guise?
Said grammar was bad in comment of u scroll up. And he took my side cause he wasn't a total douche. Look at the fucking post, I mean really.
Just read every single one of these comments. My mind is blown, but this is not the place. Settle this on facebook, or in person. I love the traffic, but I don't need this here.
And Conor, capitalization, my friend. Capitalization.
Though that was great to read. I lol'd too.
@Chris Seconding what you're saying, as usual. It appears Austin thinks we were too harsh? Hell, I'm not sure where he stands. He's bashing kagel and us, almost. Fuck, I'm confused.
@Austin Who's side are you on, what are you doing, and pick up that can (half life reference, anyone?)
Oh and Anthony, in case you missed it, the feeling is mutuial douchebag, hate you too. And if you wanna talk about it why don't you do it here. What's wrong? Don't want you readers to see it, I know the feeling dick wad.
I'm happy to hear it. Good to know there's no confusion. :)
Also, that's "mutual" not mutial. And the comma after it should be a question mark.
I don't give a shit if my readers see it. They know just how bad I can be when I want to be evil, and I'm unashamed of it. I want comments on my blog, however, to be about my blog. Duh. You'd know that if you had any readers.
I'm still not quite convinced you're evil my friend. "indignant little prick" sounds much more fitting, and lets throw a "vindictive" in there too for, you know, good measure. And i mean that with the utmost respect.
by the way, we are definitely hanging dude, just say a time and a place and ill be there faster than if you had told a tiger there was a nudist colony in the woods.
(No capitalization was the point, LOLBETUDIDNTSEETHATCOMMING)
Anyway, I agree. Settle this somewhere else. Kagel, don't provoke Anthony, he doesn't care if his readers see it and he WILL rip your face off and shove it up your ass. He's just like that. O.o
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