Escapades with my ex-girlfriend, zombies, and star trek.

Ok, despite Shannon's protests, yes, I'm blogging about what she did.

So I, your adventurous and romantically-deprived hero, was playing catch with a football, Eric, and Chris. Mostly Chris. And then, Shannon walks over. She claims that Rozemerry was being a jerk, and has decided to come over to where I was. I told her what a bad idea this was (really, she didn't pick up on it yesterday, I mean COME ON.), but she stayed. So I threw the ball to Chris, assuming an awkward, sort of leaned-forward position with one leg forward, (The stretch we do in PE sort of resembles it) as I did so. She said, "Stay in that position." I did. She leaned over and kissed me. ON THE CHEEK. Ok, more like temple. But it is vital that I get across the information that it was NOT on the lips.

Wait wait, it gets BETTER.

So then, Rozemerry starts FREAKIN' OUT. And then Shannon turns to her and starts yelling, "What? You SAID kiss him!" And so then, Rozemerry was all like, "NO! I said KICK him, not KISS him!" At this point, Chris and I, and Eric, start cracking up. Because now, Shannon has been duped into kissing her ex boyfriend, and she wasn't even doing the right dare. She never did kick me, by the way. Though Austin (the sixth) did yell in the locker room "Shannon kissed Anthony!" and that brought much interest. I notified the nearest person of the circumstances. He laughed.

So, Shannon wanted to kill him for that, since I told her what Austin did. Anyway, she begged me not to blog about it, so here I am.

Now, I've been planning to see star trek with a bunch o' buddies all week. We managed to pull it off, but before I tell you that story, I have to tell you this story.

So, I come home, all ready to blog about my escapades (what a fun word) with Shannon, when my mom's like, "You're leaving as soon as your dad gets home." So I'm like, kay, whatevs, That'll probably be six-ish right? WRONG. He gets home at 3 o'clock, and then yells at me before he carts me and my sisters off, grumbling about it. So, I arrive downtown four hours early, so I head to barnes and noble to read, after I donate to a local donations-reciever-person, who was collecting for a local church. I gave him eight bucks. Anyway, I was inside, and I saw a book, Evil Genius it looked funny, so I plunked myslef down, and started reading. As I looked over the top of my book, I noted that several of the covers on the shelf opposite where I was were a bit revealing. I Looked up a bit higher, and noticed that I was sitting right in front of the Erotica rack. >.<

So, I was moving about, looking for a new spot, and I noticed a book, sitting ever-so-innocently on top of a stack. It was Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies. As you can imagine, this book intrigued me. So I picked it up and looked at it. Looked great. I almost, almost bought it, but I was saving my cash just in case.

So, about the movie. We had two people crash, one expected and the other not. So, no biggy. On the downside, there was no proof that Scott existed, so I willbe taking pictures of him and sending them to Eric, to prove to his family that Scott exists. Star Trek was AWESOME. Sex, Explosions, Bar Fights, Alchohol, Time Travel, Romance, Tributes, you name it, they got it. A car goes off the cliff in the second fricking scene. No waiting for the action. So, go and see it. Great movie, lots of laughs and explosions.